What Would Tommy Wiseau Do?

WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME, LA, WHY??!?!

Tommy - I told my husband that I'm pregnant to make things interesting. The thing is, there is no baby. I think we'll have kids in a few years so I figured I would tell him now. How can I fake a pregnancy?
Anonymous

Oh hai!

This sound like lady business and Tommy Wiseneau like lady business. Maybe you should ask you mother? Oh, but what if mother die of breast cancer? Oh no I so sorry for loss?

Do you have best friend (who not yet betray you)? This is person you should be asking.

If it were up for tommy I would say come clean to future husband. Eventually he will prahbably notice especially if he make love to you all the time. Just think of all the places in or around your torso he will want to put his love.

You are much better off making love to him many times until he actually impregnates you. You will have to do it in belly button to put baby in belly, this I am sure you already know. If you future husband is sterile then, I can’t believe i am saying this, you may for good of marriage and not breaking heart of future ( sorry-real-habit!) husband, make love to his best friend. Or maybe he is ward of man-child who has sperm you can borrow? Just make sure he not find out!!!!!

I don’t know. So many ways you are betraying husband! Why reader why? Everyone betray me!!

What Tommy Wiseau dress up for as Halloween?

Huh?

When is ''The Room 2'' coming out that's what I wanna know!!!!
Anonymous

Oh hai! Ha ha. This is movie which will definitely happen some time in future, but for now this is what I do! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dKLfmKG0UY

Enjoy! Ha ha ha.

Is it okay to betray your best friend and sexy future wife if they betray you?
Anonymous

Oh hai!

This is interesting dilemmastion! I mean…ha ha ha…is it best for a person in his heart to commit deadly sin of revenge betrayal? You know what they say, love is blind…after removal of one eye after another.

Or is better for to give and forget? It depend on if you are good guy in story or anti-hero. And if story is tragic comedy or revenge thriller. These are important thing to know!

Only if you know genre of you life will you know what is right thing to do.

Good acting,
Sir Thomas Wiseau

What kind of underwears do you wear?
Anonymous

I wear ME underwears!

Were you a boy scout as a child?
Anonymous

Oh hai! Don’t even ask of course I scout for boy… Ha ha I mean of course I boy scout. America figure of speech so hard for West Coast American like me.

I do all those things like help old lady across street and carve tiny movie camera out of pine AND oak so I can compare. But then they not promote me to Eagle Scout! They betray me!!! I fed up with scout world.

What tears Lisa apart?
Anonymous

A good belly rubbing. Allll night long. Ha ha ha!

I was beat up and ended up in the hospital on Guerrero Street. Now nobody is coming to visit me and i'm feeling lonely. What should I do?
Anonymous

Oh hai!

Ha ha ha this is very funny story. I bet you are prahbably some stupid bitch who have a dozen guys. And then one find out? This is what happen when you betray you boyfriend(s). Ha ha!

Thank you for making laugh to me. !

Anyway, how is your sex life?
Anonymous

You know I can’t answered that. So tell me, how is you sex life?